What Jessie Did Next...

...being the inane ramblings of a mundane Yorkshire bird.

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The full trailer for the new Star Trek movie hit the ‘Net last Monday. While I’m quite excited about watching the film, I’m of the opinion it will either be very good, or very very very very very very very bad. We know it busts canon (something the fanboys are up in arms about), we know that Kirk’s adventures on the USS Farragut never happened, we know that the Enterprise got a redesign, we know it got constructed in a gravity well, we know that it completely buggers up the whole timeline of Kirk and Pike and all that jazz. Hey kids, it’s a film, just sit back and relax.

Now I’ve said that, there’s a good deconstruction at IO9.com (via Film School Rejects). Nice touch with the number on the policeman’s visor… and crumbs, Uhura’s got a nice body.

(If you ask me [which you haven’t] I prefer the prequel events as portrayed in Vonda N McIntyre’s book Enterprise: The First Adventure – they fit a lot better and it was obviously well researched without the expense of the story. Mind, that was written some years ago and of course it’s not canon unless it’s been on telly or in the cinema…)

Ladies and Gentlemen pray silence, for today is the 30th anniversary of the Star Wars Holiday Special – a piece of cruft that Lucas produced which makes even Jar Jar Binks look good.

There’s a decent LA Times article on it here, but I’m sure that there will be others in the usual places. Plus, you can always find the whole made-for-TV cringefest on YouTube if you really want to watch it (I lasted about 5 minutes before I had to switch it off).

From Topless Robot comes what is probably the best photo of all time. I have nothing to add to this, not even a smartarsed remark.

(Here’s the original gallery, in case pillow fights are your “thang”).

Tons to blog about today, but I’ve just seen the trailer for Sam & Max on the Wii and that seems more urgent. LINCOLN SMASH!

Last Sunday we went to the National Railway Museum in York – not to visit the museum, but to see the York Theatre Royal production of The Railway Children (website here). Most folks are familiar with the book, the film, the made-for-TV remake, however this is the first time I’ve seen a stage version of it and it was most enjoyable.

Firstly, it’s a new adaptation by Mike Kenny. It’s written from the point-of-view of the children narrating the story (presumably retelling as adults, although this is never really established), and features the occasional argument (“No, it happened like this…” “Perhaps you want to tell this bit…” “I’m sure that never happened…”) making it all the more fun. The children feature of course but they’re all played by adults.

This brings us onto the cast – a fabulous line-up with several familiar faces: Marshall Lancaster plays the amiable Mr Perks the stationmaster (the Bernard Cribbins role in the film), an actor who is best known as being DC Skelton in Ashes To Ashes and Life On Mars; Sarah Quintrell (Carrie & Barrie) plays Bobby; Colin Tarrant played Inspector Monroe for 12 years in The Bill… the list goes on. Of course, we turned up to see Robin Simpson – he’s Nicky’s cousin you see 😉

And then there’s the staging. The production takes place vaguely ‘in the round’ – the audience sit on either side (“Platform 1” and “Platform 2”), with a track running through the centre, across which platforms are wheeled to create several levels – the museum are also very fond of saying that it features a ‘real live steam train’, in this case an 1870 Sterling Single engine, although it makes very brief appearances. At one end of the ‘station’ is a footbridge, and at the other end a ‘tunnel’.

This makes for a fantastic experience! The acting is flawless, the are no ‘curtains’ giving the cast an opportunity to interact with the audience as they enter and exit; the staging is imaginative and even fast flashing lights make us believe an express train is passing through Howarth; the humour and seriousness of each character is perfectly timed. As a measure of how good it is, the play kept both our children transfixed for almost two and a half hours, and left tears in my eyes as the train pulled back out to leave a silhouette of Father in the steam on the platform.

If you’re at a loose end and anywhere near York, make a special trip. It’s on until 23rd August and you can book here – there’s no chance of it transferring anywhere else, it’s been specially designed. Well worth a visit, and if you don’t believe me then read some more reviews.

The best review I’ve seen so far – and the least “ooh look it’s Dr Who!” – has been over at The Independent, and Nicky found an article regarding the dialogue cuts which have been criticized in some reviews.

(My scribblings based on the preview we saw before the press launch are here, nyah nyah we saw it before you, etc.etc. :P).

It was with great joy tonight that I sat with Ben and Ellie, watching old Tom & Jerry shorts on Boomerang. I sometimes try and guess the year of release in some of them.

We joined the programme mid-way through a short whereupon I said “Ahh, this is an old one”. Ellie looked at me in askance, asking how I knew that. As I explained, it’s fairly simple even if you don’t know Tom & Jerry too much: early cartoons showed the pupils of the eyes with a white flash, or as one Disney animator suggested “a pie with a slice cut out of it”. Another key is the fur on Tom – 1940s versions had a lot more detail. And if you really want to show off, Tom wasn’t called Tom in the first cartoon, he was called Jasper (in “That Darn Cat”).

So now you know as well!

The main reason we came to Stratford-upon-Avon this weekend was to see the Royal Shakespeare Company’s production of Hamlet. It was intended to be a wedding anniversary weekend away for myself and Nicky, albeit a late one since the run didn’t start until this week (and then only in preview). We even joined the RSC to be in with a pre-sale chance of tickets.

The verdict? In short: “Wow”.

The cast is phenomenal. Aside from the much-publicised appearance of David Tennant as Hamlet, the company also featured Patrick Stewart in the role of Claudius (King of Denmark), Oliver Ford Davies as Polonius, and Penny Downie as Gertrude. Other faces were familiar from a variety of film and television roles making the strongest cast I think I’ve ever seen in a production.

I’d seen Hamlet before, produced by a troupe in Castleford of all places – my father took me to see it when I was 12ish I think and I recall hardly understanding it, getting bored and falling asleep. No danger of that here: despite the play being three and a half hours long in total we were continually hanging on the continued tragedy and fall of Hamlet into insanity, the madness and subsequent suicide of Ophelia, the calculation of Claudius and the geriatric amusement of Polonius. This is the sort of production English pupils should see – not the forced reading aloud of cobwebbed books by reluctant children in a classroom (shame on you Mrs Illingworth)!

Despite having a native Scottish brogue, Tennant himself used his ‘television English’ voice which I wasn’t expecting, although it was really very effective. Nicky pointed out it would have been rather odd to have him speaking a different accent to the rest of the company and it may have made some of the 17th-century turn of phrase hard to understand.

Yeah OK, he’s typecast and as a result there are a lot of fans coming to see “David Tennant as Dr Who”. Talking with the barman prior to the performance, he said that it’s fairly easy to tell them because they get bored when he’s not on-stage, fall asleep or yawn. That said I was so wrapped up in the play that I didn’t notice save for the first few minutes of the second half.

The run is sold out, but there are limited numbers of returns available from the box office. If you can get there, go. It’s off to London after this run, there may be tickets still available there.

George Carlin has died.

Odd timing that should have happened today – just last night we introduced the kids to Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure.

Oh my goodness, the original WOPR model from the 1983 Matthew Broderick film WarGames is on eBay. That, right, is utterly fantastic, especially if you could pop a speech synth inside it 😛

In looking around for something to link to, I did find this:

In November 2006, pre-production began on a sequel, titled WarGames: The Dead Code. It is directed by Stuart Gillard, and stars Matt Lanter as a hacker named Will Farmer facing off with a government supercomputer called Ripley. MGM will be releasing the sequel directly to DVD on June 10, 2008.

That’s got “SUCK” written all over it.

(Sigh. How the hell I’d get it from LA I don’t know, and Nicky would kill me anyway… she’s not forgiven me for the dancefloor yet.)

Gaz pointed out this BBC article: Sky TV has “…given the green light for the development of two 60-minute scripts for a ‘potential event series'”. Could be fun!

(Just what is a ‘potential event series’? One would presume that it’s a normal TV series with a story arc, but they couldn’t actually write that because there’s not enough verbal masturbation.)

I happened upon Virus Comix recently (finding it via Subnormality and this great montage of people you’d find at a rock concert).

One comic that I really, really like is Things They Don’t Tell You (But Should). This should be mandatory reading.

I’ve been looking for this quote for a while from a 1989 movie called Skin Deep. It’s a conversation between the lead character and his psychiatrist:

Dr. Westford: Don’t you know by now that changing one’s basic character is next to impossible?
Zach: No. I don’t know that. Jesus, Doctor, if I thought I couldn’t change, I wouldn’t come see you in the first place.
Dr. Westford: I didn’t say that you couldn’t.
Zach: You just said it was impossible.
Dr. Westford: I said it was next to impossible.
Zach: Well, shit, Doctor. “Next to” isn’t that far removed.
Dr. Westford: If it were, there’d be no analysts.
Zach: Not an entirely unhappy prospect, Doctor.
Dr. Westford: Did I ever tell you the story about the scorpion and the frog?
Zach: No.
Dr. Westford: A scorpion who couldn’t swim asked the frog to carry him across the river on his back. The frog said, “Do you think I’m crazy? Halfway across the river, you’ll sting me and I’ll drown.” “That’s not reasonable,” said the scorpion. “If I sting you and you drown, I’ll drown too.” Frog thought about it, he said, “Climb on.” Halfway across the river, the scorpion stung the frog, and as the frog was drowning, he said to the scorpion, “But now you’ll drown too.” The scorpion said, “Yes. I know.” “That’s not reasonable,” said the frog, and the scorpion replied, “Reason has nothing to do with it. I’m a scorpion. It’s my character.”
Zach: You know what I feel like saying to you?
Dr. Westford: Yes. You feel like telling me to go fuck myself, and you probably will, because it’s your character.
Zach: See you next Tuesday.

I think I’m going to have to find a copy of that film.

The guy who played Captain Birdseye for years has died – BBC news article here

And Anthony Minghella (who directed “The English Patient”) has died too – he was a Hull Uni guy who spoke at Nicky’s graduation.

Update: They say these things come in threes. Arthur C Clarke has died as well.

Just been listening to Chain Reaction on Radio 4, with Arabella Weir interviewing Paul Whitehouse. You can probably catch it on Listen Again.

Whitehouse has always struck me as being a bit of a bastard, but that interview has turned the opinion around. It was very good listening (as has been the rest of the series).

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